I Would Like to Thank the Academy

Congratulations! You’ve done the thing and the trophy is in your hands. All that’s left is to give the speech of your life and try to stay on the stage for as long as possible.

Behind the scenes: the game is using a custom Markov Chain phrase generator against a few seed datasets: Oscar speeches, Shakespeare plays, history of philosophy texts, and TED Talk transcripts.

Please share your favorite generated quotes in the comments. You can see the full transcript when you "Exit Stage."

Disclaimer: The following includes computer-generated phrases, and does not reflect the beliefs of the creators.